“Can I just take this pen?” 
“Are you a member of this bank?”
“Yes, I just deposited a check. You deposited it for me.”
“Why do you need that pen?”
“I…. I just need it. For justice.”
“That’s the only pen I have.”
“Oh god, why are you guilting me on this. It’s a pen. I need a pen.”

“Can I just take this pen?”
“Are you a member of this bank?”
“Yes, I just deposited a check. You deposited it for me.”
“Why do you need that pen?”
“I…. I just need it. For justice.”
“That’s the only pen I have.”
“Oh god, why are you guilting me on this. It’s a pen. I need a pen.”